Funny things said in the car ride to and from work with my Bro

Sitting at the stop light at the corner of Haddon Ave & Kings Highway...
Me (looking over his shoulder at the Jay West windows): Sorry, when I stop at this corner I like to check out the dresses in the Jay West windows.
Him: When I stop at this corner I like to check out the Happy Hippo!

And, on a Friday morning when I have off, so I'm dropping him off at work so that I have the car to run errands and stuff.
Me: You know, you've driven this new car more than me.
Him: Yeah, I know, it's kind of funny. Heh!
Me (smelling the coffee and egg sandwich he just picked up at the Wawa): Maybe I could stop and get breakfast. Hey, the Pop Shop is sort of on my way home from dropping you off! I could just stop!
Him: Yeah, knock yourself out. (in the manner of an old '50s housewives TV show) You've got the car for a day!
Me:
Him: !
Me: Uh, it's my car.
Him:!

Happy Monday Peeps!